[Pun-scary] Scary story that won't make a joke "What happened on the day I became a normal child"
オープンとSCの気になる2chレスを管理人が選別してお届けしています
オープンとSCの気になる2chレスを管理人が選別してお届けしています真意不明のレスも中には、あります大人の目で判別願います。また過激な発言やタイトルなどは、、管理人が緩く改正しています。
【∞】【洒落怖】洒落にならない怖い話『普通の子になった日の出来事』
[Pun-scary] Scary story that won't make a joke "What happened on the day I became a normal child"
【∞】おっさん達の子供のころは、トンボやバッタ捕まえて、虫に注射器で赤い液体青い液体注射してたとかヤバすぎるよね
When old men were kids, they used to catch dragonflies and grasshoppers and inject red liquid and blue liquid into the insects with syringes, which was so crazy.
【∞】ブッダとかいうおっさんが2500年前に木陰の下で考えていたことwwwwwww
What an old man called Buddha was thinking under the shade of a tree 2,500 years ago lol
Tell us about manga-like events that have happened in your life.
【∞】古代ローマ人と1500年後のヨーロッパ人の生活水準がほとんど変わらなかった事実
The fact that the living standards of ancient Romans and Europeans 1,500 years later were almost the same
【∞】ニートの顔が幼い原因が的確過ぎる 「苦労してない」「人と関わっていない」「紫外線を浴びてないから」など
The reasons why NEETs look younger are too accurate: ``They don't struggle,'' ``They don't interact with people,'' ``They don't get exposed to ultraviolet rays,'' etc.
【∞】SFでよくあるコールドスリープで凍らした人間を、何百年後の未来で解凍させるのって科学的に可能なの?
Is it scientifically possible to thaw a human being frozen hundreds of years into the future after being frozen in a cold sleep, which is common in science fiction?
Tell me something about being a real left-handed person.
【∞】岸田文雄首相が日本を戦争可能な国家へ、米国で宣言か「歴史的転換点に直面」
Prime Minister Fumio Kishida declares Japan to be a war-capable nation in the US, or ``faces a historic turning point''
【∞】日本の若者、自国の将来「良くなる」15% 米英中など6カ国中最低
15% of Japanese youth believe their country's future will get better - lowest among 6 countries including the US, UK, and China
Honestly, what movie made you cry?
Does everyone believe in God?
【画像】新しい仮面ライダーのスマホゲー、女性さんに媚びてしまう
[Image] New Kamen Rider smartphone game flatters women
Men's wallets are limited to bi-folds.
Isn't Kenshiro just plain strong? Let's go
腹筋崩壊するほど笑える画像貼っていけ『エーイジャーーン!!』
Post an image that makes you laugh so much that your stomach muscles collapse! ! ”
What place name would be the coolest name for a Japanese sword?
【∞】「代替」すら読めない社会人が意外と多くて愕然とした・・・
was surprised that there were surprisingly many working people who couldn't even read "alternative"...
【∞】企業のエイプリルフールネタまとめ「マックの内弁当、クーリッシュ寝袋、ルックキーボード等」
Summary of April Fool's Day jokes from companies: ``Mac's lunch box, Coolish sleeping bag, Look keyboard, etc.''
Lawmakers cause a huge uproar as they mock the employment ice age generation in the Diet
イギリス人「蒸気が噴き出る勢いを利用したら、動力になるんちゃうか?」←天才すぎだろ
British: “If we use the force of steam to erupt, could it be used as power?” ← You’re such a genius, aren’t you?
Things I think it's time to stop
【∞】画像】リーダーとボスの違いが一発でわかる画像がこちらwwwwwww
Image] Here is an image that shows you the difference between a leader and a boss in one shot.
What is the worst change in gaming history?
Fateも禁書のキャラも劣等生もスター取ったマリオ一人に手も足も出ないという現実・・・
The reality is that Mario, the star of Fate, Forbidden Characters, and The Irregular, can't help himself...
小林製薬の「紅麹」健康被害 死亡疑いは2人に 入院106人 相談約3000件 厚労省 大阪市、小林製薬を行政処分へ
Kobayashi Pharmaceutical's "red yeast rice" health damage; 2 suspected deaths; 106 people hospitalized; approximately 3,000 consultations; Ministry of Health, Labor and Welfare; Osaka City; administrative sanctions against Kobayashi Pharmaceutical
Let's decide which manga will be each sports club's favorite book.
【∞】岸田総理、北海道の太陽光を東京に送る北海道新電線を発表、1兆5000億円以上を投入
Prime Minister Kishida announces new Hokkaido electric cable to send Hokkaido's solar power to Tokyo, investing over 1.5 trillion yen
Is depression the fault of the person himself? Is society bad?
Colonel Gaddafi's achievements are amazing
What's the manga that makes you think, "I'm still working on this..."?
Tell me the characteristics of people who say, "Oh, I shouldn't trust this guy."
【∞】【速報】日銀17年ぶりの利上げ マイナス金利を解除 YCC・ETF買い入れも終了 日銀「マイナス金利など大規模緩和は役割果たした」
[Breaking News] Bank of Japan raises interest rates for the first time in 17 years, lifts negative interest rates, ends YCC/ETF purchases, ``Large-scale easing such as negative interest rates has played a role''
【∞】「天下を取ると思ってたのにいつの間にかオワコンになっていた」←連想したものって何?
``I thought I was going to take over the world, but before I knew it, I became an old man.'' ← What do you associate with this?
Anyone who has seen a ghost please come here.
Otani's wife is normally beautiful.
Have you ever had food that you paid a lot of money for but it didn't taste good?
About five years ago, I really thought China would become a hegemonic power.
【∞】アニメでよくいるけど現実じゃまずいない設定の人って何?
What kind of people are often seen in anime but rarely seen in real life?
Please tell me if it says "for the sake of people" and it's fake.
【∞】宝くじって本当に1等の当選者いるの?ネットで当たった報告とか1回も見たこと無いんだが
Is there really a first prize winner in the lottery? I have never seen a single successful report online.
【∞】子供のランドセル背負って炎上したおっさん、ガサ入れを食らう
Un hombre se incendia con la mochila escolar de un niño a la espalda y queda aplastado
There was one person at school lol, stop it...
"You're stupid." ← Does this inciting person hurt?
Tell me something delicious if you add it to egg-cooked rice
It was fun during the heyday of MMOs (´・ω・`)
【∞】ヴィーガンって何も悪くないし言ってる事は正論じゃない?
There's nothing wrong with being vegan, and what you're saying is true, right?
Do you have any mystery tricks that you thought were funny?
【∞】竹中平蔵さん「政治家の5年1000万円不記載くらいでガタガタ言うな。全員潔癖だと社会は成り立たない」
Heizo Takenaka: ``Don't get upset over a politician's failure to record 10 million yen for five years.Society cannot exist if everyone is clean.''
The cover of the final episode of Naruto is sad...
【∞】一部の日本人「あっこいつは攻撃していいんだな」ってなった時の攻撃性って異常だよな
The aggressiveness of some Japanese people when they say, ``I guess it's okay to attack that guy'' is abnormal.
【∞】新興宗教とかカルトに入れ込んでる人多すぎじゃない 何が魅力なの?
It's not that too many people are into new religions or cults.What's the appeal?
I'll post all the funny things I've accumulated
【∞】アメックスプラチナ(年会費16.5万)←これってどんな層が持ってるの?
Amex Platinum (annual fee 165,000) ← What kind of people have this?
【∞】ピラミッド建設する際、内部通路つくるために電球が使われていた真実
The truth that light bulbs were used to create internal passages during the construction of the pyramids
【∞】 鎌倉時代の日本にハンニバル将軍が率いるカルタゴ軍が侵攻してきたら、勝てる?
If the Carthaginian army led by General Hannibal invaded Japan during the Kamakura period, would they be able to win?
What is the most innovative system in gaming history?
【∞】【悲報】岸田総理、フグを食べた感想が謎すぎると炎上wwwwwww
[Sad news] Prime Minister Kishida's impressions of eating puffer fish are under fire because they are too mysterious lol
【哲学ITハム速Yahoo!GoogleYouTubeother】7 江戸時代とかのほうが仕事に悩む人は少なかったはずだよな
I'm sure there were fewer people worried about work during the Edo period.
【哲学ITハム速Yahoo!GoogleYouTubeother】漫画とかアニメとかで「後付け」って批判よく見るけど何が悪いのか全然わからん
I often see criticism for "additional" in manga and anime, but I have no idea what's wrong with it.
【哲学ITハム速Yahoo!GoogleYouTubeother】もう二度と経験したくないことって何?
What is something you never want to experience again?
【哲学ITハム速Yahoo!GoogleYouTubeother】「死ぬまでに見るべき映画」ってある?
Is there a movie you should see before you die?
【哲学ITハム速Yahoo!GoogleYouTubeother】【悲報】日本人の80%超え「死刑は必要」
[Sad news] More than 80% of Japanese people think the death penalty is necessary
【哲学ITハム速Yahoo!GoogleYouTubeother】日本人特有の「宗教は弱い人がやるもんだ」「神や仏なんか必要ねえんだよ」精神
The unique Japanese mentality that ``religion is for weak people'' and ``we don't need gods or Buddhas''
【哲学ITハム速Yahoo!GoogleYouTubeother】当時は時代が早すぎてダメだったけど今なら流行りそうなものってある?
Are there any things that were not good back then because they were too early, but would be popular now?
【哲学ITハム速Yahoo!GoogleYouTubeother】ガンダム映画シリーズ最高興収を記録、42年ぶり更新 劇場版『ガンダムSEED』26億円突破【82年「めぐりあい宇宙編」23億を超える】
Record the highest box office revenue for the Gundam movie series, breaking the record for the first time in 42 years Theatrical version "Gundam SEED" exceeds 2.6 billion yen [1982 "Meguriai Space Arc" exceeds 2.3 billion]
【哲学ITハム速Yahoo!GoogleYouTubeother】古典と歴史って学ぶ意味ないよね
There's no point in learning classics and history.
【哲学ITハム速Yahoo!GoogleYouTubeother】今まで秘密のケンミンショーで出た「これは違うぞ」ってやつあげて
I'll give you the one that came out on the secret Kenmin show that said, "This is different."
【㌁・Ω・ゴッドニュースAlphaOmegaGodNews】家が貧乏だった人にしかわからないことって何?
What is something that only people who came from poor families understand?
【哲学ITハム速Yahoo!GoogleYouTubeother】クォーターやハーフは美形が多いって本当なの?
Is it true that there are many beautiful quarter and half people?
【哲学ITハム速Yahoo!GoogleYouTubeother】日本の採用制度は明らかにおかしい、この国の経済が低迷している最大の元凶だろ
Japan's hiring system is clearly wrong, and it's probably the biggest cause of this country's economic slump.
【哲学ITハム速Yahoo!GoogleYouTubeother】昔のボケてが最高に面白すぎる
The old blurs are so funny
【哲学ITハム速Yahoo!GoogleYouTubeother】昔のボケてが最高に面白すぎる
The old blurs are so funny
【哲学ITハム速Yahoo!GoogleYouTubeother】成功する人・しない人の差って何だと思う?
What do you think is the difference between those who are successful and those who are not?
What movie do you think was made by a genius?
【㌁・Ω・ゴッドニュースAlphaOmegaGodNews】80年代~90年代ぐらいのアニメ見て育った人間が一番恵まれてるよね?
People who grew up watching anime from the 80s and 90s are the most blessed, right?
【哲学ITハム速Yahoo!GoogleYouTubeother】ヘリコプターでホバリングしてる間に地球が回って位置が変わらない理由を答えられる人いるの?
Can anyone answer why the earth rotates and does not change position while hovering in a helicopter?
【哲学ITハム速Yahoo!GoogleYouTubeother】ハーマイオニー『撮影中はマルフォイに夢中だった。
Hermione: ``I was obsessed with Malfoy during filming. It was my first love. I feel great when I'm filming with him.''Harry Potter ``I was really in love with the married woman who played the role of the enemy, who was 25 years older than me, and I even g
【哲学ITハム速Yahoo!GoogleYouTubeother】泉谷しげるさん、松本人志さんの騒動の意見が的確過ぎて誰もコメントできない
Shigeru Izumiya and Hitoshi Matsumoto's opinions on the uproar are so accurate that no one can comment.
【哲学ITハム速Yahoo!GoogleYouTubeother】三大謎の言い伝え「夜に爪を切ると親が死ぬ」「夜に口笛をふくと蛇が出る」あとひとつは何?
Three mysterious legends: ``If you cut your nails at night, your parents will die.'' ``If you whistle at night, snakes will appear.'' What is the other one?
【哲学ITハム速Yahoo!GoogleYouTubeother】プラスマイナス岩橋さんのX(ツイッター)暴露投稿がヤバすぎる
「パワハラ社長本名付き暴露」「よしもとが主催の地元お笑いコンクールでよしもと以外優勝させないと言われた暴露」Plus Minus Iwahashi's revealing posts on X (Twitter) are too dangerous. ``Revealing the real name of the power-harassed president'' ``Revealing tha
【哲学ITハム速Yahoo!GoogleYouTubeother】漫画家・芦原妃名子さんが死去「セクシー田中さん」など連載
Manga artist Hinako Ashihara dies, serialized including ``Sexy Tanaka-san''
【哲学ITハム速Yahoo!GoogleYouTubeother】ワイがアメリカ留学して驚いたことで打線を組んだ
Wai studied abroad in America and was surprised to form a batting lineup.
【㌁・Ω・ゴッドニュースAlphaOmegaGodNews】みんながいちばん興奮したスポーツの試合を教えて
Tell us about the sports match that everyone was most excited about.
これで松本が文春に負けたら芸能界がディストピアになる「過去がクリーンな芸能人しか使えなくなる」「元々まともな業界じゃない」「芸能界だけで終わらない」
If Matsumoto loses to Bunshun, the entertainment world will turn into a dystopia. ``Only celebrities with a clean past can be used.'' ``It's not a proper industry to begin with.'' ``It won't end with the entertainment industry.''
【哲学ITハム速Yaho【速報】京アニ放火殺人事件の青葉真司被告の判決、主文後回しで厳しい刑、死刑確定かo!GoogleYouTubeother】
[Breaking news] Shinji Aoba's verdict in the Kyoto Animation arson murder case, the main sentence was postponed, harsh punishment, death penalty confirmed?
松本人志さん問題、文春砲、第四弾がショボ過ぎると話題に、Xで既出のネタだった
Hitoshi Matsumoto's issue, Bunshun Ho, 4th installment was talked about as being too boring, a topic that has already been mentioned in X
【㌁・Ω・ゴッドニュースAlphaOmegaGodNews】【悲報】文春さん、論点をズラし始める、決定的な証拠を出さずに、松ちゃんが女遊びしてたと小出しにしてくる
[Sad news] Mr. Bunshun starts to shift the point, and without providing any conclusive evidence, he starts to say that Matsu-chan was playing with women.
【哲学ITハム速Yahoo!GoogleYouTubeother】50年前に何回も行けてた月になぜ行けないのか理論的にわかるやつおる?
Is there anyone who can theoretically understand why we can't go to the moon that we could have visited many times 50 years ago?
【哲学ITハム速Yahoo!GoogleYouTubeother】ガチで面白い漫画って何?
What is a seriously funny manga?
【㌁・Ω・ゴッドニュースAlphaOmegaGodNews】お金をたくさん持っていても幸せになれない←そうなの?
Even if you have a lot of money, you can't be happy ← Is that so?
【哲学ITハム速Yahoo!GoogleYouTubeother】アニメ化に失敗した原作ものアニメって何?
What is the original anime that failed to be made into an anime?
【㌁・Ω・ゴッドニュースAlphaOmegaGodNews】「トイレだけ借りるのも悪いからガムでも買っていく」コンビニ店員「やめろ」←実際どうなの?
``It's bad to just use the restroom, so I'm going to buy some gum.'' Convenience store clerk: ``Don't do that.'' ← What actually happens?
社畜の『働いてるからニートより偉い』みたいな奴隷精神全開の考え、洗脳されてるの?
Are company animals brainwashed into thinking that they are better than NEETs because they work?
【哲学ITハム速Yahoo!GoogleYouTubeother】殿堂入りの爆笑ボケて貼って
Post a Hall of Fame hilarious blur
【㌁・Ω・ゴッドニュースAlphaOmegaGodNews】元週刊誌勤務ワイ、松本人志vs文春の戦法を語る
Former weekly magazine employee talks about Hitoshi Matsumoto vs. Bunshun tactics
【㌁・Ω・ゴッドニュースAlphaOmegaGodNews】武田家(君主S 戦S 内政S)←こいつがダメだった理由
Takeda family (Monarch S, War S, Domestic Affairs S) ← Why this guy was no good
【動画】「津波から逃げて下さい」と強い口調で叫ぶ山内泉NHKアナウンサーが話題「大袈裟だ」「落ち着けよ」「命を守る報道だ」「素晴らしい」「好きになった」等
[Video] NHK announcer Izumi Yamauchi shouts "Please run away from the tsunami" in a strong tone. Topics include, "You're exaggerating," "Calm down," "This news will save lives," "Amazing," "I'm in love with you," etc.
【哲学ITハム速Yahoo!GoogleYouTubeother】長野市「イオンモール建設反対!地元の中小小売店が死ぬ!」イオン「ほな隣の市に建てるわ」
Nagano City: ``We are against the construction of Aeon Mall! Local small and medium-sized retail stores will die!'' Aeon: ``We will build it in the city next to Hona''
【哲学ITハム速Yahoo!GoogleYouTubeother】2023年やらかし人物、2014年並の豊作
2023 will have a rich harvest similar to that of 2014.
「ブログリーダー」を活用して、tomiさんをフォローしませんか?
[Pun-scary] Scary story that won't make a joke "What happened on the day I became a normal child"
When old men were kids, they used to catch dragonflies and grasshoppers and inject red liquid and blue liquid into the insects with syringes, which was so crazy.
What an old man called Buddha was thinking under the shade of a tree 2,500 years ago lol
Tell us about manga-like events that have happened in your life.
The fact that the living standards of ancient Romans and Europeans 1,500 years later were almost the same
The reasons why NEETs look younger are too accurate: ``They don't struggle,'' ``They don't interact with people,'' ``They don't get exposed to ultraviolet rays,'' etc.
Is it scientifically possible to thaw a human being frozen hundreds of years into the future after being frozen in a cold sleep, which is common in science fiction?
Tell me something about being a real left-handed person.
Prime Minister Fumio Kishida declares Japan to be a war-capable nation in the US, or ``faces a historic turning point''
15% of Japanese youth believe their country's future will get better - lowest among 6 countries including the US, UK, and China
Honestly, what movie made you cry?
Does everyone believe in God?
[Image] New Kamen Rider smartphone game flatters women
Men's wallets are limited to bi-folds.
Isn't Kenshiro just plain strong? Let's go
Post an image that makes you laugh so much that your stomach muscles collapse! ! ”
What place name would be the coolest name for a Japanese sword?
was surprised that there were surprisingly many working people who couldn't even read "alternative"...
Summary of April Fool's Day jokes from companies: ``Mac's lunch box, Coolish sleeping bag, Look keyboard, etc.''
Lawmakers cause a huge uproar as they mock the employment ice age generation in the Diet
NASA火星写真に「ピンクと緑の植物」が写り込んでいた? 「100%宇宙人は存在する」専門家が断言'Pink and Green Plants' in NASA Mars Photos? ``100% aliens exist'' expert asserts
5 GSDF helicopters found 4kmaway from point where radar disappeared
「こいつやー!」岸田首相に爆発物が投げられ一時騒然に 筒を投げたとみられる男を確保 岸田首相は無事"This guy!"Explosives thrown at Prime Minister Kishida caused temporary uproarSecuring a man who is believed to have thrown a cylinder Prime Minister Kishida
Will a UFO be brought into Area 51? Witnessing truck with escort, Internet turmoil
[Image] wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwfind an idol that looks just like a husband who doesn't do it
隕石meteorite
流星meteor
火山volcano
溶岩lava
岩石rock
石stone
神殿temple
王国kingdom
城castle
都市City
教会church
町town
村village
家House